Wednesday, December 19, 2018

The Beatnik Babe from Beyond

Crypt Chick runs the Lost Planet Drive-In, the last surviving outpost of culture in the Weird Wastelands.

She's got the brain of a flying saucer abductee, a body assembled from the victims of the famous Dragstrip Hollow Massacre ("with a few extra parts left over"), and William Burroughs' haunted typewriter locked in a crate.

Now Showing!

The Lost Planet Drive-In is a state of mind. It's what you get when the cool, weird fringe culture artifacts of the past start to mutate in the damp, lost basements and corners of our collective unconscious. It's late night movies, too much coffee, and stuff just too damn weird to be "commercialized," you dig, daddy-o? It's the bastard son of a thousand maniacs with a guitar and a camera and a typewriter trying to dismantle reality so we can all play with the pieces.

A Psychotronic that can be defined is not the true Psychotronic. Like art, like obscenity, like genius, you'll know it when you see it.

So, watch closely, kiddies....

It's Showtime!